Remember the time you thought "bushido" was "bukkake"?
Remember the time I grew a strange look and informed the world I had my waist through the leg-hole of my underwear?
Remember the time you thought Norway was "Norweiga"?
Remember the time I took your pants on mistake?
Remember the time I April fooled you so good, that it tok me a week to get you to believe it was only April Fools?
Remember the time we went to war with Iraq instead of Afghanistan?
Remember the time you were convinced of my lies and accused me of relations with your exes?
Remember the time you kissed me and I screamed in your face?
Remember the time you made fun of my speedometer for not working, although it was because my car got hit by lightening?
Remember the time you said 'grotesquely beautiful' and I fell irrationally in love with you?
Remember the time you said "I understand" and you didn't?
Remember the time we bailed out/paid billions of dollars to criminals?
Remember the time we simulated drowning to extract critical information?
Remember the time you decided to no longer read your material to your students?
Remember the time I ran away?
Remember the time I forgot to write blogs?
Remember the time you responded to all my anonymii?
Remember the time I begged you to let my cells expire and cease multiplication?
Remember the time no one sent help to a squall in N'awlins?
Remember the time your laughter was holographic?
Remember the time we took vicodin and watched the Spanish channel?
Remember the time you proposed to me and I said " I'm 14."?
Remember the time you went searching for Nazi gold and I told you how to get it?
Remember the time when no one believed us?
Remember the time I invented you?
Remember the time I hadn't been in a relationship for years and you hadn't either, but then I got into one, and you did the same thing within two week?
Remember the time I forgot how to think, write, or feel?
Remember the time dad kept calling you PJ?
Remember the time we vowed upon?
I'm slowly but surely forgetting.
4 comments:
I enjoyed this, Anna. It's playful, endearing. I particularly enjoyed your use of the word anonymii.
I swear you're the only one who reads this stuff.
And thank you. For being the only one who reads. It's enough.
I sounded like a twat just then.
There's a alot of us who read it. Too bad you never actually post your poetry.
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