Thursday, May 21, 2009

Blog posts are bad luck.
Short cuts are bad luck.
Chinchillas are bad luck.
Swedes are bad luck.
Perfect posture is bad luck.
Antogonizing the alligator of your choice is bad luck.
Walmart parking lots are bad luck.
Inadequatorymonetishunits will notify bad luck.
Poets are baaaaaad luck.
Technically not cheating is bad luck.
Posed scandalous behaviour to comedically onset southern gossip is bad luck.
Your hip bone contacting your clavicle is bad luck.
Adam Lambert personifies bad luck.
If you asked if you want any candy by a stranger.....that is bad luck.
Subway platforms in the summer are bad luck.
Thumbs pressed between the carpals are bad luck.
Concentration camps in Prauge are bad luck.
Unfolding your mental canvas to the world is bad luck.
Gaing weight in your face is bad luck.
Editorial religion is bad luck.
Pressing a hot number is bad luck.
Quickened breathing for any reason is bad luck.

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