HAY Y'AALL!!
Now that I've been ice-skating, given a secret santa gift, drank a shit ton of eggnog, listened to a south park Christmas album (complete with Cartman's "O Holy NIght"), worn a little red christmas dress, and went Christmas shopping...........I think I can say with confidence, that I'm in the Christmas spirit.
So for you Debbie Downers who are like "I'm poor, Christmas sucks", seriously? I've got this parade, and if you could, like, not rain on it? That'd be great.
I'm freaking poor too, but I'm not about to put it on my parents credit card, and if I have to get creative, I will. That's half the fun.
And if you're a Scrooge who is like "Christmas is about materialism", um,no it's not. That's not a good excuse to not gift give either, that's just an excuse to be a lazy assclam. Be creative, you don't have to SPEND anything. Like I had a friend who wrote me a bunch of Christmas letters a couple years ago (complete with illustrations and poems) and that was AWESOME. I would LOVE for someone to write me a poem. THAT is a great gift.
Or if you're a close friend or sibling of mine you can give me a certificate that says "Next argument we have, you win." Seriously guys, get on this Christmas thing. With the exception of people who are having personal diffulties (such as a family member passing away, or other things from the vast array of life's tough stuff), anyone who isn't enjoying Christmas......well, that's their choice. I personally would never alienate myself from a holiday where I finally get to see my family and do somethig nice for them and see the look on their face when they open their presents.......when I can drink eggog, eat pumpkinpie, and listen to "Baby, It's Cold Outside"........when I think about how much I love my friends and family.
Anyway, that was my rant.
Glad that's out of my system.
Whether you're enjoying Christmas or not, I love you dearly.
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