Time to change the water to wine

"Sophie Tucker will shit I know
To see her name get billed below"

New Year is coming up, time to create some miracles for the tragic, depressed, unlucky, suicidal, and those who are traumatically affected by life in general.

A miracle is the perfect art.
A miracle is making enough money
A miracle is uttering the correct utterance.
A miracle is genius.
A miracle is walking on water.
A miracle is coming at the same time.
A miracle is an truly open mind.
A miracle is a spleen
A miracle is a madlib.
A miracle is a spiderweb of nerves and angelhairpasta
A miracle is whipped cream.
A miracle is oxygen.
A miracle is not quicksanding yourself day after day.
A miracle is everything.
A miracle is my life many times over.
A miracle is ....
A mir.....
Ami
Mon ami. Is a miracle.

So folks, get ready. I'm buying into the whole resolutions thing. Get ready for my list. It's going to be a doozy.